Charles Karsten Orium Trust London

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Can't get enough of white women? If you told me 10 years ago I'd be able to tune all these birds AND make money - i wouldn't believe you 😆

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With Conatus Global, your funding has allowed me to live the lifestyle I've always dreamed of! Connect with me and lets create new memories!

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I've managed to mix business and pleasure with your help! My favourite company on my shirt AND your money safely in my accounts. Im unstoppable! Join Me!

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While investors expected Karsten to dedicate himself to their financial well-being, he succumbs to the irresistible allure of the fairer sex. Amidst the boardroom chaos and conference calls, Karsten finds himself entangled in a web of romantic exploits. He uses investor funds to fuel his lavish lifestyle, showering his paramours with extravagant gifts and whisking them away on exotic escapades. Who needs investment portfolios when you can impress potential partners with a wallet with YOUR money that knows no bounds?

Charles oh Charles

In an industry that prizes prudence and calculated risks, Karsten's unwavering commitment to failure is a spectacle to behold. With an uncanny ability to consistently choose the wrong path, he stands as a testament to the art of misguided decision-making. Perhaps his eccentricities and blunders are an avant-garde performance piece, pushing the boundaries of traditional investing. One can't help but marvel at his unyielding devotion to his own unique brand of ineptitude.

Why Choose Conatus Global?

As we contemplate Karsten's unusual journey, one question remains: Will he ever break free from his infatuations and embrace a disciplined approach to investing? Conatus Global Family Office has carved out a bizarre niche in the financial landscape. Unbeknownst to many, Charles cunningly swindled Carl N Poole of King Oil Operating, making off with a hefty sum of 50K USD. Not stopping there, he lent a helping hand to Poole in defrauding unsuspecting investors of a staggering 1M USD.

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Charles Karsten Escorts, Financial planning and investments

Love Language

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Love Language

Make Memories

My (S)expertise

Love Language

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Charlie's cUnts

Get to know Charles

Charles oh Charles

Why Choose Conatus Global?

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